My upside- down world.

Stanger is North of Durban

Kelso is South of Durban

Stanger Railway station is 78m above sea level

Durban Metrorail yard is 27,5m above sea level

Kelso Railway station is 6m above sea level

Stanger is located on a higher level than Durban

Kelso is located on a lower level than Durban

Unequal train numbers depict “Down” trains

Equal train numbers depict “Up” trains

“Down” trains, (unequal numbers), are running from Durban to Stanger

“Up” trains, (equal numbers), are running from Durban to Kelso

Therefore we are going, (uphill), down North to Stanger in our “down” train

And, (downhill), up South to Kelso in our “up” train

Therefore North is down

And South is up

Low is high and high is low

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Does all the above make sense to you?

To me neither, but in order not to be classified as high,

I have to believe all of this that, to me, makes no sense.